movie quotes
Andrew CLARK: Speak for yourself.
JOHN Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.
- THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Slevin: They call him the Rabbi.
Lindsey: Why do they call him the Rabbi?
Slevin: Because he's a Rabbi.
- LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN
Reid Garwin: Harry Potter can kiss my ass.
- THE COVENANT
Viola: I just can't do this.
Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. Wait, that sounded wrong.
- SHE'S THE MAN
Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!
- EUROTRIP
Dr. P: There are two kinds of men in the world; those who run shit, like me, and those who eat shit, like you.
- SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS
Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.
- THE BENCHWARMERS
Rupert Angier: He's a horrible magician.
Cutter: No, he's a great magician. He's a horrible showman.
- THE PRESTIGE
Tom Dobbs: HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won't pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can't see where to put it.
- MAN OF THE YEAR
Scott Calvin: Give me a status report.
Curtis, the Experimental Elf: Your pants are on fire.
Scott Calvin: ... Yes they are.
- SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE
Jeff Kohlver: Those letters are mine.
Hayley Stark: Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.
- HARD CANDY
Kevin Fischer: So what, is he going to get crushed by a giant Spongebob?
Kevin Fischer: Spongebob lives underwater...
Wendy Christensen: It is so sad you know that.
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